Stomach: Wassup.
Me: So..I'm really really thankful that you carried Ayden around for nine months and kept him safe. I know it ain't easy...
Stomach: No sweat, dude.
Me: ...I mean, all that stretching and all...
Stomach: Yep.
Me: Yeahhh. Thanks for that....
*awkward pause*
Me: Anyway, don't know if you've realised this but...we're not pregnant anymore.
Stomach: Ahuh.
Me: So could you do me a teeny tiny favour and go back to how you were, you know, before you got all big and stretchy? Not looking like you're around four months preggers and stuff? I mean last thing I need right now is people thinking Ayden's getting a sibling. Already. Heh heh. *awkward laugh*
Stomach: Sorry kiddo, no can do.
Me: Just a ease up a little on the flab and the bloating, that's all...
Stomach: Nahhh.
Me: Sigh. Guess I can't have everything can I?
Stomach: Nope.
Me: Salmon sushi?
Stomach: Nope.
Me: I tried.
1 comment:
Came across ur blog.
LOL. Had that conversation with my stomach too. Didnt work for me either. Not a suprise.
I chowed down prolly almost 50 molten chocolate cakes from chillies when i was pregnant.
Baby boy is 2 months now.
sigh. I feel u! n thnx for putting up this post. really made me laugh.
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