I've been eyeing Myvis for a while now, thinking it's a car I would look cute driving (heh heh) plus it's not a Proton, so the chances of my windows getting jammed or my dashboard falling out would be significantly less. I came back from PD the other day and my dear, sweet, mother was holding a leaflet. She told me she was thinking of buying a Viva. Of course I saw this as a golden opportunity to let her know that I have been aching for a Myvi and that if she got a Viva instead I would run away from home, never to return again. I would live on an island and have babies - grandchildren she would never get to see. Ever. But ultimately, the decision was hers (I would never force her to buy a car she wouldn't want, of course).
So this morning, she called me at work and said, "`Aainaa, for your sake I'm getting a Myvi. What colour do you want?"
I coolly told her (when inside I was jumping 100 metres high), "That's nice, mother, I'm glad you've come around. I think white would be nice".
But when I said 'white', something inside me seemed unsettled. I mean, white is cute and all...but I thought it a bit too girly. Too....neutral. Yes, I'm a girly girl, but I don't really like looking all peaches and cream. I like big, men's watches - I think they're sexy. I like wearing black. I line my eyes with thick, cat-eyed eyeliner. I wear big rings. I like a little *zing* to the things I wear. A little fire, a little in-your-face.
So I told mama to get a red one instead ( it helps that the colour 'red' is associated with 'hot' too):
Isn't she a beauty? Sigh. It's a little chilli padi, just like its future owner ;) It's definitely got more personality than a white Myvi, methinks. I don't even have it parked in my garage yet and I already love it. I'm still thinking of a name for her, anyone have any suggestions? Mom's paying for the downpayment and I'll be taking over monthly when I get a salary increase (hopefully SOON!).GOD I'M SO HAPPY I CAN'T EVEN WRITE PROPERLY! I JUST WANT TO SCREAM IN EXCITEMENT AAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!
9 comments:
huhuhu. fatty legs!
fatty legs? last time i heard the word 'fatty' was from my 2 yr old niece...great comeback!
hahahahaha
hola! i don't have to put to much effort in trying to get my point out on what is already the obvious of it all :D
saw your photos on that mag that u work for and your photos are nothing but garbage. get some help on photoshop, which would help u look less "ugly-ish".
omg, this person checks my blog regularly AND actually reads my magazine! Awww, how cute, Maine! hahaha
hahhahahahaha......this is hilarious! obvious this person "huhu" has no work. probably commits incest on a daily basis too. Mwahhahahhaaa
and you got that right pretty one :)
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