You know you need a fresh pair of contact lenses when:
- You think our country's going through another bad haze, when it's actually not.
- People can't look at you when you talk because your eye twitching is distracting. Not to mention very, very creepy.
- Your vision is actually clearer when you take off your lenses. You may, for a few seconds think you now miraculously have 20/20 vision and get a little bit confused, but then you realise no, your contact lenses are just THAT bad.
- You cancel plans to go out because you'd rather stay at home and wear your nerdy specs. And you know going out with your specs on is not an option because it doesn't go with that new dress you want to wear. And you will NOT wear anything else other than that new dress, thankyouverymuch.
- EVERYONE knows you have a problem with your contact lenses.
- Everyone also knows that when you give the reason "Sorry. Eyes acting up. You know the drill." as an excuse not to go out, you are actually telling the truth.
- You keep on yawning when you're out just to keep your eyes lubricated. This is to avoid your contact lenses from rolling around in your eyeball and freaking everyone out, especially if they're violet coloured lenses.
- The sleazy guy sitting across from you in the restaurant winks BACK at you.
- You care more about having normal vision than having perfect makeup for your wedding day.
- People mistake you for a pirate.
- You think our country's going through another bad haze, when it's actually not.
- People can't look at you when you talk because your eye twitching is distracting. Not to mention very, very creepy.
- Your vision is actually clearer when you take off your lenses. You may, for a few seconds think you now miraculously have 20/20 vision and get a little bit confused, but then you realise no, your contact lenses are just THAT bad.
- You cancel plans to go out because you'd rather stay at home and wear your nerdy specs. And you know going out with your specs on is not an option because it doesn't go with that new dress you want to wear. And you will NOT wear anything else other than that new dress, thankyouverymuch.
- EVERYONE knows you have a problem with your contact lenses.
- Everyone also knows that when you give the reason "Sorry. Eyes acting up. You know the drill." as an excuse not to go out, you are actually telling the truth.
- You keep on yawning when you're out just to keep your eyes lubricated. This is to avoid your contact lenses from rolling around in your eyeball and freaking everyone out, especially if they're violet coloured lenses.
- The sleazy guy sitting across from you in the restaurant winks BACK at you.
- You care more about having normal vision than having perfect makeup for your wedding day.
- People mistake you for a pirate.
2 comments:
i don't know if it's cause im just too stressed her at the office or what,but i'm laughing my ass off here..hehee..so thanks for that!
aww anytime babe, but i speak from personal experience! my eyes annoy the hell outta me sometimes :(
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