- Eat more veggies. This entails not picking off tomatoes in hamburgers/pizzas/hotdogs with fingers. Repeat like a mantra : Veggies are your friend. Veggies are your friend. Veggies are your friend.
- Drink more water. Nescafe is NOT water. Ice lemon tea may have more water than Nescafe.
- Schedule dermatologist appointment asap. Must get rid of EFFING 'Orang jahat dalam Drama Melayu' potholes.
- Pop Vitamin E and Follic Acid pills like they are candy. This is not an option if you want to get mama off your back.
- Rub Olive Oil in hair at least once a week for strands lost due to endless Maggi Mee lunches.
- Rub banana peel on face - Mar says this works, so do it!!
- STOP SNACKING ON JUNKFOOD FORGODSAKES.
- See eye specialist to avoid looking like a pirate in the wedding photos.
- Facials. At least once in two weeks. If financially challenged, rub in cleanser when washing face at home very verrrryyyyy slowly. Good enough.
- Invest in good skincare products. Neutrogena does not qualify as good skincare. STOP SPENDING ON CLOTHES SO YOU CAN AFFORD GOOD SKINCARE PRODUCTS. Remind self when tempted: It's not like you're going to wear toga lace dress or patent red high heels to wedding. If MUST buy lace toga dress or will die, suggest to fiance that maybe instead of the RayBan aviators he wants for his hantaran, he'll settle for the Topshop one instead....
- A month before the wedding, go for massages. Mandi bunga. STOP STRESSING. Ask Auntie Ezi for contact number of Mandi Bunga 'glowy-glowy' person.
- WAX.
- Lose weight (this wouldnt be a complete list without that thrown in).
- Drink more water. Nescafe is NOT water. Ice lemon tea may have more water than Nescafe.
- Schedule dermatologist appointment asap. Must get rid of EFFING 'Orang jahat dalam Drama Melayu' potholes.
- Pop Vitamin E and Follic Acid pills like they are candy. This is not an option if you want to get mama off your back.
- Rub Olive Oil in hair at least once a week for strands lost due to endless Maggi Mee lunches.
- Rub banana peel on face - Mar says this works, so do it!!
- STOP SNACKING ON JUNKFOOD FORGODSAKES.
- See eye specialist to avoid looking like a pirate in the wedding photos.
- Facials. At least once in two weeks. If financially challenged, rub in cleanser when washing face at home very verrrryyyyy slowly. Good enough.
- Invest in good skincare products. Neutrogena does not qualify as good skincare. STOP SPENDING ON CLOTHES SO YOU CAN AFFORD GOOD SKINCARE PRODUCTS. Remind self when tempted: It's not like you're going to wear toga lace dress or patent red high heels to wedding. If MUST buy lace toga dress or will die, suggest to fiance that maybe instead of the RayBan aviators he wants for his hantaran, he'll settle for the Topshop one instead....
- A month before the wedding, go for massages. Mandi bunga. STOP STRESSING. Ask Auntie Ezi for contact number of Mandi Bunga 'glowy-glowy' person.
- WAX.
- Lose weight (this wouldnt be a complete list without that thrown in).
2 comments:
if you lose anymore weight, i won't be able to see you at your wedding...
you can do it. veggies are your friend...veggies are your friend..
agree with maine...
the pothole bit is damn funny. hahahahahahahaha!
actually i dont really want those aviators. I can get them some other time.
Mwahhhh
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