Thursday, December 10, 2009

Lessons on marriage part 2

While watching tv...

Nenek (nonchalantly): Sakit tau.

Me : Sakit? Sakit apa??

Nenek : Inter - apa? Intercourse?

Me : .........................................................................................................

Nenek: Jangan tegangkan kaki.

Me (cringing and wishing the ground would swallow me up) : Huh???????

Nenek : Jangan tegangkan kaki. Nanti sakit tau. Biar..sikit..sikit...

Me : Oh. My. God. Really? Are we really having this conversation, nenek????

Nenek : (continues talking)...masa nenek dulu, lampu padam, malu. Datuk tanya, "Sakit ye Zam?" Pastu nenek ingat nasihat, jangan tegangkan kaki...

Me : I'M THIRSTY NAK PERGI AMBIK AIR! BYE NEK!!


Seriously, why do relatives think it's okay to talk to you about sex just because you're getting married? Why can't I just watch TV now without me having VISIONS of my grandparents doing the nasty? WHY WHY WHY?? Someone needs to tell them that it is NOT okay!!

I am officially scarred FOR LIFE.

6 comments:

Shiks said...

hooooomyyyygaaawwwdddd this is just so WRONG!!!

AainaaRibena said...

believe it babe. IT HAPPENED. AAAACK

eduardo said...

Muauahaahhaha.....remember...jgn tegangkan kaki ye aainaa.....nanti sakit Cu. wooooaaw

anakpakyem said...

homyyyygoddddddd! nastyyyy shaiiit..hahahah! -abi

Asma' Nasaruddin said...

hahahhahaaaa....freaking freak this made me laugh like crazy babe!...

anyways,i wonder why they do that kan?? utter grossness!!

AainaaRibena said...

i knowwwww babeeeeeee...it's sooooo weirrrrrrdddd. I still cringe thinking about it *cringe*