While watching tv...
Nenek (nonchalantly): Sakit tau.
Me : Sakit? Sakit apa??
Nenek : Inter - apa? Intercourse?
Me : .........................................................................................................
Nenek: Jangan tegangkan kaki.
Me (cringing and wishing the ground would swallow me up) : Huh???????
Nenek : Jangan tegangkan kaki. Nanti sakit tau. Biar..sikit..sikit...
Me : Oh. My. God. Really? Are we really having this conversation, nenek????
Nenek : (continues talking)...masa nenek dulu, lampu padam, malu. Datuk tanya, "Sakit ye Zam?" Pastu nenek ingat nasihat, jangan tegangkan kaki...
Me : I'M THIRSTY NAK PERGI AMBIK AIR! BYE NEK!!
Seriously, why do relatives think it's okay to talk to you about sex just because you're getting married? Why can't I just watch TV now without me having VISIONS of my grandparents doing the nasty? WHY WHY WHY?? Someone needs to tell them that it is NOT okay!!
I am officially scarred FOR LIFE.
Thursday, December 10, 2009
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6 comments:
hooooomyyyygaaawwwdddd this is just so WRONG!!!
believe it babe. IT HAPPENED. AAAACK
Muauahaahhaha.....remember...jgn tegangkan kaki ye aainaa.....nanti sakit Cu. wooooaaw
homyyyygoddddddd! nastyyyy shaiiit..hahahah! -abi
hahahhahaaaa....freaking freak this made me laugh like crazy babe!...
anyways,i wonder why they do that kan?? utter grossness!!
i knowwwww babeeeeeee...it's sooooo weirrrrrrdddd. I still cringe thinking about it *cringe*
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